SETTING: Muff is talking to her momma, Jubee on the phone....
ring ring
Muff: Hey Ma! Did you see Tootie and Muff today (laughter) I got Tootie soooooo good! BURN! Woo-Hoo! You shoulda see the picture I put up of her "school picture"
Jubee: Ummm, Yea, I did but I didn't want to tell you (uncontrollable laughter)
Muff: (Confused) Oh Yea? Why not?
Jubee: (LAUGHTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
Muff: Um, Ma?
Jubee: I had to look a few times (laughterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Muff: (Thinks Jubee is drinking) HUH?
Jubee: I had to look a few times because I couldn't remember when you had that costume!
Muff: UH WHAT?
Jubee: I (laughter) thought (laughter) it (MORE laughter) was (snort laugh snort) YOU
MUFF: SILENCE.................................................................................
Jubee: (Laughter) I love you!
WEll...I hope you learned a lesson MuFF!!!!! I won't even tell you how mortified I was when 3 people at work thought it really was me.....
ReplyDeleteLove you Momma!!!!! Thanks for putting Muff in her place : )
**I'm laughing uncontrollably!**
ReplyDeleteWHOA RED... you are suppossed to be on MY side!!!! Don't make yourself a victim of TOOTIEMUFF!!!!!!!!!!
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