What do you do after getting served divorce papers???

I go out and color my hair. Nothing feels better then washing the grays and the man right out of your hair : )

MUFF WANTS TO BE ADOPTED

SETTING: Muff is talking to her momma, Jubee on the phone....

ring ring

Muff: Hey Ma! Did you see Tootie and Muff today (laughter) I got Tootie soooooo good! BURN! Woo-Hoo! You shoulda see the picture I put up of her "school picture"

Jubee: Ummm, Yea, I did but I didn't want to tell you (uncontrollable laughter)

Muff: (Confused) Oh Yea? Why not?

Jubee: (LAUGHTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

Muff: Um, Ma?

Jubee: I had to look a few times (laughterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Muff: (Thinks Jubee is drinking) HUH?

Jubee: I had to look a few times because I couldn't remember when you had that costume!

Muff: UH WHAT?

Jubee: I (laughter) thought (laughter) it (MORE laughter) was (snort laugh snort) YOU

MUFF: SILENCE.................................................................................

Jubee: (Laughter) I love you!

Lookin' goooooooooood Tootie!!!!

I am SO glad to see you finally got your staff school pictures back Tootie!

Psst...I think your pad is showing...but the Jazz hands and glitter headband almost make it un-noticable...well done.

Oh honey...NO.

Ummmm, goodness...wow. Uh lady, I can't help but notice but....you seem to have CATS tattoo'd where your eyebrows should be...CATS...Goin out on a limb here but I'm thinkin' your single.

Watch yo' self

Sometimes in the dangerous world of bad guys....ya gotta go undercover.

Take THIS all you Halloween crafty people.....

Ya, I made these things! CRAFTY Halloween things....Halloween heads to be exact...and they are INCREDIBLE...and I even put them on a Halloween plate and everything...cause I'm CRAFTY and I ROCK...that is why!!!!!!! So Muff, take your little glue gunned spider woman outfit and remember where you got all that craftiness from....ME!!

My Mom is gonna be so proud : )

It is a sad day when you go on FACEBOOK and.....

it says..."Willing to sell my sister for a good back rub" and the best offer you got was for a fist full of pocket lint...LOL!!

F.Y.I.
I got someone who said he would buy me from you and give ME the backrub..He wins!!!!

*Off to sell Muff on Adult Friend Finders for a good foot massage : )

Muffs house 2010

It's like I've seen my future...MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

HAPPY TGIF YOU ALL........

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Please take time to enjoy a ponyboy..or two: )

I got 3 reasons while we will never make it on "AMAZING RACE"

1) Um...ya..you have obviously forgotten that I am severly *DRIVING CHALLENGED*. I am lucky to get my happy ass around Owosso let alone some foreign country so...you would have to do all the driving.

2) See above photo now imagine EATING it!! Oh right...I almost forgot..you have that esophagusvagina blockage thing going on and so who would get stuck eating the lamb head with fresh eyeballs in the food challenge??? BINGO!!! Me and that just is not happening.."Oh I know..you would be on the sidelines giving me *THE PEP* talk but it ain't happening so keep your "C'mon Holly you can eat it!" "It's only horse testicles..piece of cake!" to yourself!!!!!

3) It is a primetime family show and I just don't think they would have enough BLEEPS to cover up the language that would come out of our mouths like when we got lost driving....or when I actually PUKE up the lamb eyes...ect...ect...ect.

Sooo....I say we throw caution to the wind and just sign up for *So you think you can dance?* cause we would ROCK!!!!!!